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Your guide to football parlance


To teach the user how to speak like a football enthusiast




"Oh, it's this new site. It sends you a list of football phrases that you can use in normal conversation, updated daily. It's great. I only use it to talk to the postman."
Maurice Moss on is a British elocution website that teaches the user on how to speak and pronounce words like a football enthusiast. It is updated daily and provides a pronunciation guide with an audible compliment. The aim of the website is to give 'geeks' or socially-inactive people the ability to participate in conversations with football enthusiasts without sounding suspicious.

The website also includes a feature which sends the audible tracks to a phone, enabling the person to receive assistance when talking to football fans without being found out. has also been advertised on

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