Philip is a former boyfriend of Jen's whom Roy suspected was gay after learning he wanted to borrow Jen's copy of Heat. Suspicions were increased throughout the episode, as Philip took Roy, Moss, and Jen to a musical called "Gay, A Gay Musical", and was revealed to be friends with a number of gay men. He denied being gay at first but came out in tears when Jen mentioned the copy of Heat he borrowed. He speaks with a Scottish accent.