| Simon | |
|---|---|
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Human |
| Gender |
Male |
| Affiliation | |
| Occupation |
Worker at Reynholm Industries |
| Floor |
Floor 3 |
| Department |
International Department |
| Loyalty | |
| . | |
- "Simon, from third, is the one with the hair."
- —Jen Barber
Simon is an employee of Reynholm Industries who works on Floor 3 in the International Department. His fellow employees claim that he has a very eccentric hairstyle and that he once ate a copy of the magazine Loaded for a bet. He once dated fellow Reynholm Industries employee Patricia.